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| Doctor: | Are you sexually active? |
| Me: | Ha |
| Me: | Hahahaha |
| Me: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| Me: | HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE. |
| Me: | OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR |
| Me: | JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD |
| Me: | FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR |
| Me: | Hahaha |
| Me: | Haaa.... |
| Me: | Whooooooo, that was a good one. |
| Me: | No, no I am not. |
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